An Open Letter
June 9th, 2009
Dear Mr. Rudd, I understand that your country has been suffering a severe drought in recent years. Nevertheless, during my short visit here it has rained almost every day, most recently very heavily. This is no accident. The ability to cause rain to fall on Australians is a super power that I developed primarily to save the English cricket team from beatings at the hands of your national squad. This power was originally developed for use in the UK, where rain is considerably easier to come b
